The Vessel (some pronounce it "wessel") is demanding. For example, in setting up this blog, she stole the name "Babyocalypse" and took it for her own. "How am I to author the blog if you have taken the name," says I? "Never you mind. Just do as you are instructed and our baby will be happy. A happy baby means a happy Vessel. Do not stray from the lines set before you."
And there lays my lot. A prisoner in my own blog. Much like quicksand, some may argue it is simply best not to struggle.
Post blog edit: The Vessel has since then removed her admin privs from Babyocalypse and assigned them entirely to me. She is a most gracious and loving person. I shall keep her.
Dear Utility,
ReplyDeletePlease visit Lucy's psychiatric advisement stand.