Here is a muppet:
And here is Adelaide:
See, she's pretty cute. But that is their whole plan. You see, they lull you into thinking everything is jim dandy and that is when they strike. I have kept my guard up for many a year, knowing the Babyocalypse is upon us. And here I am a victim. For as much resistance and planning, I caved in and admitted these little critters can be cute. And then they do this to you:
Oh my GAWD! What devilry is going on here?! Please see previous photo of Adelaide. How it is possible something that looks so innocent can produce something this vile? Seriously, what the heck?! (btw, I am trying to cut back on my cursing due to said child, otherwise it would have been the more common WTF!) I've heard stories about this stuff and just couldn't believe it. Well, it's true, brothers and sisters: meconium is nothing but pure evidence Babyocalypse is here. Follow that link to Wikipedia. Nasty stuff."They" even said this would only happen for a few poos. I call BS on that one, too. About six diapers into this whole ordeal and she was still passing the tar buildup of an 80 year old lifetime smoker. And that sh*t starts to harden to the skin if you're not johnny-on-the-spot with changing the diaper. If you inadvertently touch it, it burns like lava. Molten lava straight from the depths of H E double hockey sticks (man, this no swearing thing is not going to be easy). Screw it: HELL! Straight from Hell, folks! And for the more curious minds, you don't *even* want to know what it tastes like. I leave it at that.
In closing, Adelaide is beautiful even if she produces the cast off waste from Hell.
