Challenging Earth's Orbit

As noted in The Vessel's most recent post, her belly is definitely... ummm... well, enhanced. Let's be honest here: at the rate this sucker is growing she'll reach the beginning stages of competing for Earth's gravity come September 1!

True, it is somewhat small at this point, but seriously, folks, this thing has kicked into high gear. I think there might be a bit too much yeast in the dough because that bellah has grown awfully fast in the last couple of weeks. Now I realize The Vessel is an over achiever and all, but you think she'd take this one in the appropriate phases being her first time and all. Nope - she's the convection oven of baby baking. They plump when you cook em, right?

By the doctor's calculation, Carisa's belly will have completed its attempt at gravitational domination and fully overtaken the Earth's orbital pull on September 1. See diagram below:

Notice the size of Carisa's belly. It is certainly larger than the sun on September 1st. This is scientific proof it will happen. Charts don't lie.